Do you know somewhere near south London where I can get my MCSE?

I want to get an MCSE and get some experience after finishing it. I live in Morden (south London). Do you know...

of any college nearby?

Your best bet for academic training resources will be to visit the Microsoft UK Web site and look around for Authorized Academic Training Partners (AATPs) or their regional equivalents in the London metropolitan area. As your biggest metropolitan area, it's reasonably safe to assume you'll be able to find a suitable program without having to travel too terribly far to attend.

Good luck in your search for the right training venue.

--Ed--